For this post I thank the lord for giving me skills in improv comedy. I was just discussing diarrhea with my friend (this is a regular conversation for us) and decided to google “Where will you be when diarrhea hits?” and came up with this fantastic idea.
So let’s say norovirus has hit like never before (same as any other year really then) and every single person in the world was infected with it, severely. What would it look like? I’ve found a few pictures that might just cover it.
This lake was polluted by desperate people unable to make it to a toilet.
Never seen a photoshoot disaster like it!
Kim & Aggie won’t be able to clean that one love!
Some were very unfortunate in the outbreak…
Some decided to use it to get a little adventurous, you could probably see Jack Osbourne having a go.
Talk about on the spot.
Credit to Disneyland for keeping going during the pandemic though.
Residents try to keep their homes as clear as possible.
I also give credit to Beyonce for continuing her Superbowl performance despite her bum soup.
The London Marathon also decided to continue on due to tradition.
UK Olympian Beth Tweddle suddenly realizes that there may be some trouble in her routine.
And finally, in South Park…